What Do You Think of my Twilight Parody :)?
this is just for fun :) sorry if it's a bit long :)
PREFACE:
I had always thought how I would die. I had ever since my cat, Mittens, got ran over by my dad’s hearse, on the way to my grandma’s funeral. I always thought my dad
I understand what you're trying to accomplish, but your story drifts WAY too far from the source material to be a solid parody. I'm really not sure how to describe it. If I you didn't say this was a Twilight parody, I probably wouldn't have guessed it
The 
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